I marched these two douchebags into the room, and after listening to their bullshit for less than 45 seconds, I had perp number one down on my cock. The horror on the newbie's face is fucking priceless! I guess he really had no clue how it works around here. Needless to say, he was down on me soon enough. He sucks dick a little better than his friend, although he uses a little teeth. I didn't chide him about it in front of his friend, though. Continue reading